This is fucking stupid

I long for the great release that Death will bring.

Death will be the ultimate escape from all my problems.

Death cannot come soon enough

I am looking forward to death

• No more worrying about the inland revenue
• No more worrying about paying the gas bills
• No more worrying about paying the electricity bill
• No more worrying about paying the council tax

Goodbye cruel world

I will see you on the other side

Well this was fucking dumb

Here's a header again lol

Smaller but equally important one

Don't hurt his feelings but this one is the smallest one thus far

Have you ever heard of Bruno

Yeah that one bizarre guy who was obsessed with the UK's house prices and investments

This is the guy from the videos called

• Objects that I've shoved up my arse

  • Coins
  • Small pebbles
  • Broomstick handle
  • This is fucking stupid
• and so forth like

• DING DONG THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD

Yeah that's enough for now it's funny

Fuckkkk it's no longer funny

How small can I get this to be

So the smallest I can go is this

It could be 100000000000 times better but it's something and it's half funny

Do you think it would be funny to take notes with this thing like hecklerman style